Hah! I KNEW that would solicit a comment. All in...

2011-04-07T10:57:40.976-05:00

Hah! I KNEW that would solicit a comment. All in good humor.

Mr. T started going to the gym several times a week and has dropped 50 pounds or so. I am a bit under what I was in the Porkus days; that was an almost instantaneous weight loss after I departed their portal (equipped with a perch so that marauders could feast on occupants, by the way), so there may be something to that cortisol stress hormone connection. This still leaves me roughly the size and shape of a UPS drop-off box, so some rework is required there or I won't be able to go in and out the door either without greasing myself and a running dive. Look for a new blog tab shortly on this new couples project; the current codename is "Chubby Hubby Watch" though that may change (if someone tells T it's called that).

Many thanks, as always, for writing. Now I'm off to Ikea for a drug test. (What the heck does that mean?) All (or kind of all) will be revealed when I post for today.

Thanks for being there.

I am not the character from Austin Powers that eat...

2011-04-07T09:24:04.782-05:00

I am not the character from Austin Powers that eats babies, I'm not even Scottish. But, if the smaller door keeps unwanted pests out, good. Maybe, I can climb through the bay window when it's open if you'd be kind enough to remove the screen. By the way, How's Mr. T getting in, or was that the idea also?

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