I had some dreams ... they were klowns in my koffee.

(With apologies to Carly Simon)

This is my journey through job transition from a toxic environment to a better life. Join me for a few thoughts and a few laughs along the way.
What are "klowns in my koffee"? They are the factors large and small that make you less than you are. A "klown" can be a grossly incompetent boss,
a short-sighted policy or a moronic coworker. They won't kill you, at least not immediately, but they abrade the soul
as you scrape past them to get through the day. Sometimes it's best to dump them out of the cup.


Day 117 - Koming Attractions

Porkus Productions is proud to announce this summer biggest blockbluster:

M. Night Shyamalan's latest film continues the arc of his career progression from brilliant new writer/director to 'some Indian guy.' In an attempt to restore earlier glory, Shyamalan went one step beyond other struggling directors who plunder old sitcoms and children's cartoons to explore the ultimate alternative universe -- Porkus Computer Systems. CGI could not do it justice.


Four nations (and two religious cults) are tied by destiny. Who will end this brutal war that has devastated mankind? The Last Truthbender discovers that he is the sole remaining Abeytar who can master the four elements: Hot Air, Fertilizer, Firing People, and Watering Down Quality. Can he save this war torn world ... or merely his butt?

Starring some other Indian guy as a bald little boy with an arrow on his head.

Coming soon directly to the discount bin at Blockbuster.

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