Daily Kup (My Life as a Gainfully Unemployed Person)Another day with a lower than average temperature and more than average cloud cover. I job prospected -- imagine hunching over a pan of sand by a stream and trying to shake gold out of it -- and then cleaned and reorganized my office with increased productivity in mind. I would rather have been painting since the weather is so determined to tumble into autumn so quickly. Tick, tick, tick.
I was looking at the blog analytics yesterday and was blown away to learn that people in Denmark have been reading about my kidney stones. The adoption posts get a lot of international traffic and I can understand how people ride the SEO wave on that topic and are cast upon my shore. A few people even queried 'soffit installation' and ended up in this hinterland. But Danish kidney stones? Sorry, Danish people, if you were looking for medical advice. (Pause) I don't know any Danes. (Longer pause) I was an usher for a Victor Borge performance in my high school. He seemed nice when I met him backstage.
Can you pour me some more disappointment please?
I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth ... or a book about mouths in the mouth, but don't you think that this is a letdown for a kid who has been promised a special treat for putting up with pain?
It may just be me, but the T3 Tough Tooth Team of Nutriboy, the Flossinator, and Brushetta are not that exciting.
Inside, there's a word find where only the vowels are missing. Some examples:
fl_ss
br_sh
t_ _thp_st_
The connect-the-dots makes a woman riding a toothbrush.
Gosh, I hope Brushetta can solve the maze and get to the dentist's office without falling into the plaque.
Koffee Lite
From the marquee on a local church: Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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