I had some dreams ... they were klowns in my koffee.

(With apologies to Carly Simon)

This is my journey through job transition from a toxic environment to a better life. Join me for a few thoughts and a few laughs along the way.
What are "klowns in my koffee"? They are the factors large and small that make you less than you are. A "klown" can be a grossly incompetent boss,
a short-sighted policy or a moronic coworker. They won't kill you, at least not immediately, but they abrade the soul
as you scrape past them to get through the day. Sometimes it's best to dump them out of the cup.


Day 179 - Songs That Lodge in Your Cranium 1-5

Daily Kup (A Day Spent Humming that Stupid Barbie Song)
According to the Weather Channel, a monsoon is on the way this evening so I'll post sooner and float later. I pulled yards of grapevines out of the butterfly garden today so that the free paving stones could be installed so that they could be moved from in front of the garage that I need to paint. If it should ever stop raining before I need to collect one pair of each kind of unclean animals and seven pairs of each kind of clean animals, then I can use the ladder stabilizers that I got today free from a terrific guy with a window cleaning company. Soon I will be the best prepared person with a wet, peeling house.

Warning: Yesterday's Discussion Continued
Let these little ditties noodle through the frontal lobes, weaving down the street like a frat boy on a Saturday night.

5. Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham

4. The Macarena - Los Del Rio

3. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes

2. The Oompa-Loompa Song from Willy Wonka

1. It's a Small World After All - Robert & Richard Sherman (Caution! 14 minutes long. This is very much like being on the actual ride except for sitting on used chewing gum and having some kid kicking the back of your seat half a beat off rhythm.)

And what was that song that was stuck in my mind that started this line of thought? A little number that only Dr. Demento fans would have heard; a twisted novelty tune by professional wrestler "Classy" Freddie Blassie called "Pencil Neck Geek."

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